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Jerry and the Genie

One day Jerry spotted a lamp by the roadside. He picked it up, rubbed it vigorously, and a genie appeared.

"I'll grant you your fondest wish," the genie said.

Jerry thought for a moment, then said, "I want a spectacular job--a job that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever attempted to do."

"Poof!" said the genie. "You're a housewife."