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Jerry in Vegas

A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables. She's down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims, "I'm out of luck. I need a system."

Jerry, on a trip to Vegas with his poker buddies, suggests "Why don't you play your age?"

Jerry walks away but wheels around a moment later when he hears a commotion at the table he just left. Pushing his way through the crowd, he sees the lady is lying limp on the floor.

Jerry's stunned. He asks, "What happened? Is she all right?"

The operator replies, "I don't know. She put all her money on 29. When 36 came up she just fainted."