| Jenny and the Painter
There was this painter and he was called to this one house to give an estimate on
painting some rooms. When he knocked on the door of the house a lady answered and
asked him in.
"This is the living room and I would like to have you paint it blue. Not a dark blue,
not a light blue, but a medium blue."
The painter said ok and went to the window and opened it and yelled out, "GREEN SIDE
UP".
The lady took the painter upstairs to the bedroom. "I would like this room painted
yellow. Not a dark yellow, not a light yellow, but a medium yellow".
The painter once again said ok and then went to the window and yelled out, "GREEN
SIDE UP".
The lady took the painter into the bathroom and told him she would like this room painted
pink. "Not a bright pink and not a light pink, just a medium pink."
The painter again went to the window and yelled out "GREEN SIDE UP".
By this time the lady did not know what was going on and she said, "Listen I do not
want all the rooms green".
The painter said, "That's ok madame, I just hired Jenny for my landscape
company and she is laying sod at the house across the street."
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I don't believe that the above is based on a true story, but I enjoyed it. Thanks
to reader Fat Jack.
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